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231 Other Ways
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Soon to be released!

Yes, someone has finally taken the time to list and categorize over two hundred innovative new uses for the humble sanitary napkin.

This is what I do at night when I can’t sleep. Forget counting the ever-traditional and ever-elusive sheep. Instead, my mind wanders  into unexplored territory, where no woman has ever gone before—or at least most women won’t usually admit to it if they have.

Written with my faux-author, Maxine Paddington, and illustrated by the infamous Luna Weeks, this book is sure to put a smile on your face. (Which reminds me, you can use a maxi pad to blot lipstick. Yes, I know. I’m telling you, pads are a modern-day miracle. Did you know you can make an entire mummy costume out of maxi pads or even build your own swamp cooler? True story.)

This book makes a great gift as well!

But don’t take my word for it. Just ask the reviewers!*

Fannie Packer, Vice-president, Waistline Baggage:

“This book saved my sanitary, oops, I mean sanity.”

 

Tammie Pon, Professional Female Companion:

“As a long-time fan of Maxine Paddington I’m so glad to see she has come out of retirement. I found myself completely absorbed in this book.”

 

Flo McFreely, Author, Woman Whiskers:

“This book has inspired me to attempt a few projects of my own. I re-roofed our entire Queen Anne with overnight protection!”

 

Ann Teepers Pirant, Production Manager, Ye Olde Sweat Shoppe:

“I couldn’t put it down! If you flip through the pages quickly enough, it creates a lovely breeze.”

*In the interest of full disclosure, no, these are not real people. But wouldn’t it be cool if they were?

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